Stupid Cell Phone, I Hate You!

I purchased a cell phone a few months ago. It was not out of my desire to have one, but rather out of my parents constant pleading for me to get one (i think they're worried). I didn't want a cell phone for several reasons. First, the cost of the phone and wireless plan would be greater than my usage of it. Also, anyone could potentially reach me at any time.

All of these things have turned out to be true.

Now, whenever i look at my phone, i think to myself, "stupid cell phone, i hate you!"