To the Person(s) who Placed the Starbucks Giftbox at my Front Door on Christmas Day:

Thank you.

To refresh your memory, the box contained a bag of coffee and a mug.

I would like to thank you personally, but you did not include a card or note.

Unfortunately, I do not drink coffee, but the gift is appreciated.

I Want Jump Boots

Get these for me, and I'll be your best friend forever.

Christmas Came Early This Year (Again)

I traded in my 133,000 mile, 1993 Honda Accord yesterday for a 2003 Accord.

I was actually a little sad to see my old Accord go. It was my first car, and it got me through a lot.

However, I was tired to continually putting money into it, or as I liked to call it: paying to have someone rearrange the deck chairs on the Titanic.

It was time for another car. Fortunately, I found this one. The exterior and interior look brand new, and it has all the features I was looking for.

I had my old Accord for eight years, and it is my intention to have the new one for at least that long.

Wal-Mart Is Going To Hell

A North Carolina pastor has created savewalmart.com to help deliver Wal-Mart from the "sin" of accepting homosexuals.

It's a shame that Wal-Mart has backslidden. It used to be such a good, moral store. Now look at it. I even heard someone say that it stopped going to church a while back and has started drinking. You really have to feel for its parents, and what they must be going through.