Bad Ass in its Filth

I think my car looks a little bad ass when it gets this dirty.

It looks rugged, like I've been off-roading all day.

Today's Message for You, Citizen of the World:

"Y'all Urged to go Fuck Yo' selves."

- The Onion

I'm a Notary Public

I took and passed my totary public test on Wednesday.

Unfortunately, notaries in Ohio hold very little power, so I can't marry you, get you out of jail, or declare you Master of the Universe.

But, I can acknowledge your deed, so thats...um.....something.

Congratulatory gifts with a minimum monetary value of $100.00 may be sent to my home.

It's Not Called "Down with Toledo" for Nothing

From pages 100-101 in PostSecret: "When people upset me, I draw pictures of them on buses going to Hell, disaster, or Ohio."

The Most Entertaining Commercial

Winter Weekend in Chicago

I went with my family to Chicago this past weekend to visit my sister-in-law.

I would comment on the cold, but really, talking about the temperature in Chicago in January has become cliche. Also, it may sound like I'm complaining, which is certainly not the case. Remember: Pete don't like the heat.

We did the obligatory stroll down Michigan Avenue, dining at restaurants, checking out Millennium Park and a bit of window shopping.

Overall, a nice weekend.